SILVER LINING

Hello, MISOGYNISTS.

Sexism would definitely be an ugly thing that society is plagued with. It perpetuates gender roles, and constantly makes women feel inadequate or inferior. Things like men expecting their woman to have dinner ready, or making them stay home and take care of the kids I a form of sexism in my eyes. While they are out, making money, and we are at home. 

Why can’t it be the other way around? 

Why must women take the man’s name? 

Why can’t women be the primary breadwinners for once? Ooooh, you’ll feel emasculated.

NEWSFLASH, WE HAVE FELT THIS WAY FOREVER.

Okay, I’m veering from the issue. So, I’ve recently realized that the feminist movement is a racist organization, so I will not use that as the silver lining. I will speak of womanism in lieu. My appropriately zealous sister introduced me to womanism just a few days ago, for before that, I was completely ignorant on the subject. Womanism is a movement to acquire equal rights for black women, who are oppressed both because of their race and gender. This would be a silver lining because these women didn’t let society bring them down, but they rose up and protested. Instead of being complacent, they conjured up an entire movement to change the status quo. It’s generally hard to find the silver lining in such repulsing things like sexism or racism, but that’s only because people are comfortable in their misery. Like me, I’m literally always annoyed, and I’m okay with that. 

Wait, I’m getting off topic, bye.

#PHYLOGENY

telll this story

I wouldn’t mind living here.

Hipsters live here, obviously. Their names are Maria and Octavia, they are both black with natural hair. They used to live in Brooklyn, but they wanted a slower paced life, and to get back in touch with nature. This humble abode is in Northern New York. They don’t have many neighbors, but that’s how they prefer it. Less distractions, less pollution.

They decided to drop everything and move about two months ago, they just got tired of the city. Though they didn’t tell their families, because they knew they’d freak out and convince them to stay. So, according to their relatives, they’re missing persons. So Maria and Octavia don’t leave the house much, considering their faces are plastered everywhere. They stacked up on food and other necessities, but they are slowly but surely running out. They decided to put on wigs and wear really baggy clothes to cover their identities. While they were in the grocery store, people kept coming up to them asking how they got their hair like that, and how they LOVED it.

Oil and spritz, they stammered and ran away. They could not be caught, if their parents found out where they were, they’d blow a casket.

But they do feel bad, for not saying goodbye. Their parents were probably in horrible conditions thinking their kids are gone forever. Or worse, that they’d come back as vampires. Because, you know vampires are a huge deal right now, everyone is terrified of them. Even though they’re just like humans, just faster and they feed on blood.

Oh yeah, Maria and Octavia are vampires, they fled the city in fear of being killed. Their parents are very conservative. Anything remotely different from them will not be tolerated. They’d kill their own kids because they didn’t see it as right, or the way God wants it.

 They were at a bar one night, where they met a very sexy vampire names Klaus. They begged him to turn them, because they were sick of their mediocre, boring lives.

They were elated when he said yes. Now they have a bond with him forever. Because, makers always have unbreakable bonds with their children. Klaus stops by from time to time, just to check on them, and see how they are adjusting to immortality. Klaus, being five hundred years old, has the ropes down on vampirism. They tell him they need more things to live, but whenever they go out they are bombarded with humans.

“Easy,” he says, “Kill everyone in the store.”

PARENTHOOD

When does Parenthood come back uuuugh I miss my shows. I don’t watch winter Olympics soooo there was no plus for me. These games seemed to be literally 15 months LONG.
 Also, “The Blacklist” will come back as soon as these games are over. Wait, I think that came back last night actually.

On parenthood. Julia and Joel are having some SERIOUS marital problems. Is he cheating? Is she cheating? Are they both cheating? IDK.

 But they need to figure out their problems soon because they have two small children, one of which they just adopted. Joel already moved out, and when they told the kids, they did not take it well. It was so sad because they had such a comfortable life.

Well, I guess that’s over now.
Joel, where’s ya ahead at?

BAD GIRLS CLUB

Is this supposed to be by guilty pleasure? It’s not. SORRY NOT SORRY.
I openly watch it. (Well, not in front of my parents, they’d blow a casket).
Right now I’m watching “All Star Battle.” This spin off is all of the “Baddest” bad girls, they all compete and the last one standing wins a grand prize of 100k.
 That’s a pretty good deal, I GUESS.
They are all so crazy and hilarious. All they do is talk about how much money and class they have, yet you’re on a reality TV show, shaking your butt, and fighting girls because they drank your juice.
RIIIIIGHT. SO MUCH CLASS.