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I wouldn’t mind living here.

Hipsters live here, obviously. Their names are Maria and Octavia, they are both black with natural hair. They used to live in Brooklyn, but they wanted a slower paced life, and to get back in touch with nature. This humble abode is in Northern New York. They don’t have many neighbors, but that’s how they prefer it. Less distractions, less pollution.

They decided to drop everything and move about two months ago, they just got tired of the city. Though they didn’t tell their families, because they knew they’d freak out and convince them to stay. So, according to their relatives, they’re missing persons. So Maria and Octavia don’t leave the house much, considering their faces are plastered everywhere. They stacked up on food and other necessities, but they are slowly but surely running out. They decided to put on wigs and wear really baggy clothes to cover their identities. While they were in the grocery store, people kept coming up to them asking how they got their hair like that, and how they LOVED it.

Oil and spritz, they stammered and ran away. They could not be caught, if their parents found out where they were, they’d blow a casket.

But they do feel bad, for not saying goodbye. Their parents were probably in horrible conditions thinking their kids are gone forever. Or worse, that they’d come back as vampires. Because, you know vampires are a huge deal right now, everyone is terrified of them. Even though they’re just like humans, just faster and they feed on blood.

Oh yeah, Maria and Octavia are vampires, they fled the city in fear of being killed. Their parents are very conservative. Anything remotely different from them will not be tolerated. They’d kill their own kids because they didn’t see it as right, or the way God wants it.

 They were at a bar one night, where they met a very sexy vampire names Klaus. They begged him to turn them, because they were sick of their mediocre, boring lives.

They were elated when he said yes. Now they have a bond with him forever. Because, makers always have unbreakable bonds with their children. Klaus stops by from time to time, just to check on them, and see how they are adjusting to immortality. Klaus, being five hundred years old, has the ropes down on vampirism. They tell him they need more things to live, but whenever they go out they are bombarded with humans.

“Easy,” he says, “Kill everyone in the store.”